Cinco de Mayo Cat Shirt
One of my best friends has a Cinco de Mayo Cat Shirt with a lazy eye, and she and her husband are so incredibly in love, 3 kids, 2 cancer fights, and near 40 years on. I grant you that people who are less conventionally attractive have it worse in society, but you are not excluded from being loved. I wish you nothing but the best. The thing that pretty women who do this complaining don’t seem to grasp, is that being less attractive doesn’t excuse you from gross male objectification. You’re just seen as a lesser object. A toy the other boys don’t want to play with. One of my exes called me his Vespa: a fun ride, but you wouldn’t be proud to show it off to your friends. It’s disgusting the Cinco de Mayo Cat Shirt people will treat someone when they see them as an Cinco de Mayo Cat Shirt
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I wasn’t even expecting something themed off my main! — but if nothing else, some variant of SpiceQueen should serve (the other two…is that a CS Lewis reference? And I love LadyPepperVisage just on an aesthetic level, but I’m almost positive there’s some kind of wordplay or cultural reference there that I’m missing, and it’s just going over my head.) I started playing around with SpiceMissFlo, MsFloSpice, etc, after seeing yours, but after a second I paused and wondered if the Dune books* even register much of a presence with women readers, or if that sort of scifi is largely a “Cinco de Mayo Cat Shirt” kind of fiction. That got me onto something that is definitely going to complicate this exercise: even if there’s nothing overly “boy-like” in how I talk, the subs I frequent and at least some of the cultural references I have (and some that I won’t!) will likely cause my experience in a conversation to differ at times from what’s “typical” for women on this site. How big a Cinco de Mayo Cat Shirt that’ll be, I couldn’t guess…another reason to give this a shot, IMHO.
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