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Listen up motherfuckers while I tell you a Poker Beautiful Cats Play Poker Hawaiian Shirt of this fucking stupid chip. I bought a pair of them. One for me- one for my partner. We both eat one. I felt fine at first- it was spicy- whatever I can deal with spicy. She eats hers- same thing it’s spicy whatever. 10 minutes later when it finally hits my stomach I feel the most unholy pain of my (at this point SURELY) god damned life. My entire stomach was set ablaze in a literal sense. I felt like my insides were being stabbed from within by gremlins made of fire with knives also made from fire. The fire was stabbing me. I wept. I was sitting naked in the bath tub weeping and puking into the drain. The Paqui “One Chip Challenge” caused me emotional damage that several bad and abusive relationships couldn’t. Every time I see the Paqui brand I avert my gaze. How could a chip brand inflict this kind of pain and keep living with itself? They’re fucking sadists. They have to be. So I don’t go to that part of the chip isle anymore- and I turn and leave the store if I see the One Chip Challenge display near the registers of a 7/11 now.
Poker Beautiful Cats Play Poker Hawaiian Shirt
Haha what a Poker Beautiful Cats Play Poker Hawaiian Shirt Gameplay still sucks, they have barely made changes in years, and now the content sucks. No one wants to grind this game like it’s an actual job for 97 overall cards, just to work their way to 99’s, which most people can only get 1 or 2 of the bosses realistically. The only thing that made this game attractive for years since the gameplay hasn’t been all that great, and the fact that they genuinely haven’t made a change to the graphics or gameplay in years, was the awesome content. But now we literally get one content drop every 2 months, and in between it’s a few packs, with 99’s, a week, and shit programs with 90-97 overalls? At the end of the day, they are a business, and I have no issue with them maximizing their profits. That’s how the world works, but it does suck to see them slowly becoming EA with the no sell rewards and packs, best cards in packs only, and the grindable content being garbage.
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